diff --git a/robopage.py b/robopage.py
index aa82c96..a8c3f95 100644
--- a/robopage.py
+++ b/robopage.py
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ import re
 import discord
 import nltk
 import pandas as pd
+import stockquotes
 from dotenv import load_dotenv
 
 logging.basicConfig(level=logging.INFO)
@@ -34,7 +35,8 @@ class RoboPage(discord.Client):
         self.jokes = [
             CumJoke(),
             BlackJoke(),
-            AssJoke()
+            AssJoke(),
+            DominosJoke()
         ]
         print()
 
@@ -141,6 +143,19 @@ class AssJoke(Joke):
             await message.reply(f'{res} {discord.utils.get(client.emojis, name="kaylon")}')
 
 
+class DominosJoke(Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('domino\'?s', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: discord.Message, client: discord.Client, match: re.Match):
+        cp = stockquotes.Stock('DPZ').current_price
+        msg = f'You know, my friend Ben has made about ${cp - 16:.0f} on Domino\'s stock. He basically owns it now'
+        if (e := discord.utils.get(client.emojis, name="pizza")):
+            await message.add_reaction(e)
+        await message.reply(msg)
+
+
 pattern = 'NP: {<DT>?<JJ>*<NN>}'
 cp = nltk.RegexpParser(pattern)