added dark chocolate joke

src/kwaylon/jokes/jokes.py

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+import logging
+import re
+
+from nextcord import Client, Message
+from nextcord import utils
+
+from . import base, helpers
+
+LOGGER = logging.getLogger(__name__)
+
+
+# TODO implement new jokes
+# - j'accuse
+# - egos
+# - money is no option
+# - we're young, hot, and rich
+# - last name page when ordering
+# - mcnulty shot and beer
+# - white trash karate backflips
+# - buc-ees
+# - arbys
+# - grease 2
+# - Sweet Transvestite
+# - Hopkins County Stew Contest
+# - yesterday tacos
+# - strip club
+
+
+class CumJoke(base.Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        words = [
+            'come',
+            'coming',
+            'came',
+            'cum',
+            'cumming',
+            'cummed'
+        ]
+        return re.compile(f"(?<!\w)({'|'.join(words)})(?!\w)", re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: Message, client: Client, match: re.Match):
+        if not match.group(0).startswith('be'):
+            await message.add_reaction(utils.get(client.emojis, name='kaylon'))
+
+
+class ChocolateJoke(base.Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile(f'(?:dark )?chocolate', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: Message, client: Client, match: re.Match):
+        await message.add_reaction(utils.get(client.emojis, name='jake'))
+        if 'dark' in match.group():
+            await message.reply(
+                f'https://tenor.com/view/j-alexander-antm-americas-next-top-model-clutches-pearls-clutch-neck-gif-21070072')
+
+
+class BlackJoke(base.Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('black (\w+)', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: Message, client: Client, match: re.Match):
+        res = helpers.unblack(message.content)
+        if res is not None:
+            msg = await message.reply(res)
+            await msg.add_reaction(utils.get(client.emojis, name='kaylon'))
+
+
+class AssJoke(base.Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('[ \-]ass[ \-](?P<target>\w+)', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: Message, client: Client, match: re.Match):
+        res = helpers.assify(message.content)
+        if res is not None:
+            await message.reply(f'{res} {utils.get(client.emojis, name="kaylon")}')
+
+
+class DominosJoke(base.Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('domino\'?s', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: Message, client: Client, match: re.Match):
+        cp = helpers.get_stock_price('DPZ')
+        msg = f'You know, my friend Nick has made about ${cp - 16:.0f} on Domino\'s stock. He basically owns it now'
+        await message.add_reaction('\U0001F355')
+        await message.reply(msg)
+
+
+class BeansJoke(base.GifJoke):
+    url = 'https://c.tenor.com/TjX1yORoln0AAAAM/this-is-beans-beans.gif'
+
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('beans', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: Message, client: Client, match: re.Match):
+        await message.reply('Somebody help! I\'ve got beans in my motherboard!\n')
+        await message.channel.send(self.url)
+
+
+class NotLikeThisJoke(base.GifJoke):
+    url = 'https://tenor.com/view/not-like-this-the-matrix-panic-neo-angry-gif-5216157'
+
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('like this', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+
+class ChiliJoke(base.GifJoke):
+    url = 'https://tenor.com/view/office-gif-20038284'
+
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('chil(i|ly)', re.IGNORECASE)