commit 5db45c692747def939084425b8647faf01f1f3d6
Author: jsl12 <lancaster.js@gmail.com>
Date:   Tue Jul 13 09:57:19 2021 -0500

    initial commit

diff --git a/robopage.py b/robopage.py
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+import logging
+import os
+import re
+
+import discord
+import nltk
+from dotenv import load_dotenv
+
+logging.basicConfig(level=logging.INFO)
+
+
+class RoboPage(discord.Client):
+    def __init__(self, *args, **kwargs):
+        super(RoboPage, self).__init__(*args, **kwargs)
+        self.jokes = [
+            CumJoke(),
+            BlackJoke(),
+            AssJoke()
+        ]
+
+    def run(self):
+        return super().run(os.getenv('DISCORD_TOKEN'))
+
+    async def handle_ready(self):
+        channel: discord.TextChannel = discord.utils.get(self.get_all_channels(), name='robotics-facility')
+        await channel.send(f"I'm aliiiiiive {discord.utils.get(self.emojis, name='kaylon')}")
+
+    async def handle_message(self, message):
+        if message.author != self.user:
+            for joke in self.jokes:
+                if (match := joke.regex.search(message.content)):
+                    print(f'{joke.__class__.__name__} detected:\n{message.content}\n{match.group(0)}')
+                    await joke.respond(message, self, match)
+
+class Joke:
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        raise NotImplementedError
+
+    async def respond(self, message: discord.Message, client: discord.Client, match: re.Match):
+        raise NotImplementedError
+
+class CumJoke(Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('|'.join([
+            'come',
+            'coming',
+            'came',
+            'cum',
+            'cumming',
+            'cummed'
+        ]), re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: discord.Message, client: discord.Client, match: re.Match):
+        if not match.group(0).startswith('be'):
+            await message.add_reaction(discord.utils.get(client.emojis, name='kaylon'))
+
+
+class BlackJoke(Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('black (\w+)', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: discord.Message, client: discord.Client, match: re.Match):
+        msg = await message.reply(unblack(message.content))
+        await msg.add_reaction(discord.utils.get(client.emojis, name='kaylon'))
+
+
+class AssJoke(Joke):
+    @property
+    def regex(self) -> re.Pattern:
+        return re.compile('ass( |\-)(\w)', re.IGNORECASE)
+
+    async def respond(self, message: discord.Message, client: discord.Client, match: re.Match):
+        res = assify(message.content)
+        if res is not None:
+            await message.reply(f'{res} {discord.utils.get(client.emojis, name="kaylon")}')
+
+
+pattern = 'NP: {<DT>?<JJ>*<NN>}'
+cp = nltk.RegexpParser(pattern)
+
+def token_list(s):
+    return nltk.chunk.tree2conlltags(
+        cp.parse(
+            nltk.pos_tag(
+                nltk.word_tokenize(s)
+            )))
+
+
+def assify(s):
+    tag_list = token_list(s)
+    for i, (text, tag, iob) in enumerate(tag_list):
+        if text[-3:].lower() == 'ass':
+            try:
+                next_tag = tag_list[i+1][1]
+                if next_tag == 'NN' or next_tag == 'NNS':
+                    return f'ass-{tag_list[i+1][0]}'
+            except IndexError as e:
+                return
+
+
+def unblack(s):
+    tag_list = token_list(s)
+    for i, (text, tag, iob) in enumerate(tag_list):
+        if text.lower() == 'black':
+            if tag.startswith('JJ') or tag.startswith('NN'):
+                for text, tag, iob in tag_list[i+1:]:
+                    if tag.startswith('NN'):
+                        return f'Or as I would say, {text.lower()}'
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    load_dotenv()
+    TOKEN = os.getenv('DISCORD_TOKEN')
+
+    client = RoboPage()
+
+    @client.event
+    async def on_ready():
+        print(f'{client.user} has connected to Discord!')
+        await client.handle_ready()
+
+    @client.event
+    async def on_message(message: discord.Message):
+        await client.handle_message(message)
+
+    client.run()